The news today is that former Full Tilt Poker CEO Ray Bitar is in need of a heart transplant. I couldn't help but be reminded of a famous song from an equally famous movie....
When a man’s under indictment
There should be some excitement
And yet I’m torn apart
Just because I’m a-pleadin’
That I coulda had my freedom,
If I only had a heart.
I’d be happy, I’d be mellow,
I’d be really quite a fellow
With such a new restart.
I’d make up with all the payors,
Reimburse all the players,
If I only had a heart.
I’d reclaim the CEO spot
Refurbish the old yacht
And this time play it smart.
I’d suck up to Howard’s allies
Fill the board up with our own guys
If I only had a heart.
(Image from here.)
Maybe a Mexican prison three-way would heal him up.
ReplyDeleteSurely somebody as OCD about details and others' mistakes as you are realizes it's "Ray" Bitar, not "Roy."
ReplyDeleteI DO know that, and can't imagine how I messed it up. Fixed. Thanks.
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