Friday, August 31, 2007

Why so chintzy on the Coke?

Every casino that I know of provides free drinks for their gamblers, including poker players. That's nice. But I can't figure out why they're so stingy with the Coke.

Coke is my only vice, really. I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. But I loves my Coca-Cola. (Pepsi will be tolerated in an emergency, but with my nose turned up.)

The problem while playing poker is that essentially every casino offers me an itty-bitty glass that is filled to the brim with ice, followed by a little squirt of Coke thrown in as an afterthought. One swallow and it's gone.

I don't get this. I could request a Red Bull, which probably costs the casino a buck a can. I could request whiskey or vodka or a decent beer, all of which the casino would presumably get for me. By comparison, Coke is dirt cheap. At any 7-11 store, you can buy a Ginormous Gulp (or whatever they call it) for, like, 79 cents, and it's about the size of a 55-gallon oil drum. I assume that they're making a profit on the stuff, even after paying for the several pounds of plastic it takes to make a cup that big. Nobody can actually drink that much, at least not without having a urinary catheter surgically implanted. And if you did, the caffeine jolt would be like getting a cardiac jump start from a Nevada Power high-voltage transformer.

So the manufacturer obviously sells the syrup for the dispensers pretty darn cheap. It's probably even cheaper for them to give me a glass of Coke than a bottled water, for Pete's sake. Why, then, does the casino treat the stuff as if it's liquid gold?

Can't a guy get a decent glass of Coke in this city?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Don't understand this either, as soda, tea (hot or iced) and coffee are the three cheapest beverages that are served. Literally pennies per serving.

Know some regular players carry backpacks or Jack Bauer style "man-purses" to stash a few things. Could you take in a couple cans or 20 oz bottle of Coke and simply order a glass of ice? Or would the casinos not allow it?
smudger