Saturday, April 25, 2009

Only #4?

I see that Forbes magazine lists Las Vegas as the fourth most dangerous city in the United States, as measured by violent crimes per 100,000 residents.

I'm deeply ashamed of our poor performance. How can we be beaten by Detroit, Memphis, and Miami? I hereby vow to do everything in my power to move us up to to #1 on the list next year.

1 comment:

Grange95 said...

Getting tossed out of one casino obviously wasn't enough. Set your goal at 3 casino ejections in 2009.