Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Beating Phil Hellmuth with the Deuce-Four




The only thing sweeter than sucking out on Phil Hellmuth would be doing it with the Deuce-Four. I can only dream of it, but Cardgrrl has alerted me to this hand history in which Yakshi actually did it--and gave Phil a little chatbox needling in the process. Bravo, sir!


Addendum

Ahem. A little additional poking around the blog gives considerable reason to suspect that the story is, shall we say, not entirely based in reality. (The initial assumption of factuality was mine, not Cardgrrl's.) But wouldn't it be loverly?

3 comments:

  1. Real or not, it's even better as a movie: http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090304192855969

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  2. Anonymous8:59 PM

    Happy you posted a 2/4 story today so I could post this in a comment for it. Hand #1 in a heads up tournament.

    Transcript for tournament #145452515 requested by ifUfoldIwin
    *********** # 1 **************
    PokerStars Game #25611164031: Tournament #145452515, $5.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2009/03/04 18:29:47 MT [2009/03/04 20:29:47 ET]
    Table '145452515 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: ifUfoldIwin (1500 in chips)
    Seat 2: refused29 (1500 in chips)
    ifUfoldIwin: posts small blind 10
    refused29: posts big blind 20
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to ifUfoldIwin [4c 2d]
    ifUfoldIwin: calls 10
    refused29: raises 20 to 40
    ifUfoldIwin: calls 20
    *** FLOP *** [9c 2h Ah]
    refused29: checks
    ifUfoldIwin: checks
    *** TURN *** [9c 2h Ah] [3c]
    refused29: bets 60
    ifUfoldIwin: calls 60
    *** RIVER *** [9c 2h Ah 3c] [5c]
    refused29: bets 140
    ifUfoldIwin: raises 140 to 280
    refused29: calls 140
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    ifUfoldIwin: shows [4c 2d] (a straight, Ace to Five)
    refused29: mucks hand
    ifUfoldIwin collected 760 from pot
    refused29 said, "Lol"
    refused29 said, "thats roughhh"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 760 | Rake 0
    Board [9c 2h Ah 3c 5c]
    Seat 1: ifUfoldIwin (button) (small blind) showed [4c 2d] and won (760) with a straight, Ace to Five
    Seat 2: refused29 (big blind) mucked [As Ad]

    Image here:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/36019999@N04/3329936826/

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  3. Anonymous12:29 AM

    Wayne owes me a new laptop because of the beer that snorted out of my nose that fried the keyboard. Too friggin funny.

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