Sunday, November 05, 2006

Ugly poker clothes






There's not much you can do to brand yourself as an amateur/tourist/wannabe than to wear stupid poker-themed clothing. This is really more of an amusement than a gripe, because it's so funny to see how oblivious people are to how ridiculous they look.

Take the guy in this picture, for instance, who was at my table last night at the Flamingo. (I apologize for the grainy picture; my cell phone camera has pretty low resolution, and my hands were shaking trying not to laugh.) When I asked him about the shirt, he boasted that it was custom-made--a bull-rider's shirt, he said. (He's in town for the big rodeo competition.) He was very proud of the thing. I had to obscure his face out of a sense of mercy. Might as well wear a rhinestone-studded white jumpsuit, like the dork in the Milwaukee's Best Light commercial.

A wise piece of advice, attributed variously to Tom Landry and Vince Lombardi: "When you get into the end zone, act like you've been there before." Nobody who plays poker on a regular basis wears silly clothes to do so. Special poker-themed shirts say to the world, "Woo hoo! I finally get to play POKER, in a real casino, in VEGAS, baby!"

It's perfectly understandable that one might feel that way, particularly if visiting from a state or nation where there are no legal places in which to play. But a poker table is not a place to wear your feelings on your sleeve, literally or figuratively. If you don't present yourself as a newcomer, you're less likely to be perceived as one--and "newcomer" is strongly associated with "weak player," which is not exactly the image you want to project.

So save the silly shirts for your Wednesday night home games, OK?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

4 days - 4 great topics. I love it.

Rakewell said...

Thank you! Nice to have readers!

--S said...

The shirt must not have helped his mojo. He wasn't there when I got there at 3:00am. Too bad. I would have got a good laugh from this one too!

Anonymous said...

Actually, projecting yourself as a "weak player" can be a great strategy. Assuming that you aren't in fact, a weak player :-)

Andrew said...

Haha I googled "ugliest poker clothing" trying to find a good example for an article I'm writing, and this post was #2 on Google. That should be monetizable IMO.