I wish I had written this

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/03/09/AR2006030902272.html

If you don't catch the reference to cheese on the floor, well, it's way too filthy to repeat here, but it was one of the funniest tantrums ever on "The Sopranos." Let's just say that Silvio gets a little grouchy when he's losing at poker--worse than the Poker Grump, even.