Saturday, June 14, 2008

Poker gems, #128




Dr. Pauly, at Tao of Poker:


How do you prep for a Razz event at the WSOP? Wear a cup and invite all the neighborhood kids to come over and take turns kicking you in the junk. If you survive, you have balls of steel and can withstand the brutal insanity of Razz tournaments.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ouch!

Or you can just get married and divorced.

Actually, the WSOP is kind like marriage and divorce.

You win an event and it's like your wedding day all perfect, a big celebration, and you get a piece of Jewelry.

You get knocked out of an event and it's like the divorce lawyer taking everything!

Actually, wearing a cup and getting kicked in the junk doesn't sound so bad after all ;-)