The New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle I finished last night was titled "Overheard at the Poker Game." (It's not the new one in this week's paper; it was originally published several years ago and is now in a book.) Here are the themed punny clues I had to solve, along with the answers:
Chef's comment at the poker game:
I hope I win this pot.
Laundry worker's comment at the poker game:
I have to fold.
Broadway producer's comment at the poker game:
I want a full house.
Lifer's comment at the poker game:
I'm in for a hundred.
Car seller's comment at the poker game:
I'm the dealer.
Tennis pro's comment at the poker game:
I'd like another ace.
Artist's comment at the poker game:
I'll draw two cards.
Farmer's comment at the poker game:
I raise all I've got.
Chef's comment at the poker game:
I hope I win this pot.
Laundry worker's comment at the poker game:
I have to fold.
Broadway producer's comment at the poker game:
I want a full house.
Lifer's comment at the poker game:
I'm in for a hundred.
Car seller's comment at the poker game:
I'm the dealer.
Tennis pro's comment at the poker game:
I'd like another ace.
Artist's comment at the poker game:
I'll draw two cards.
Farmer's comment at the poker game:
I raise all I've got.
2 comments:
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
What do you call a paraplegic with no legs and arms? Matt.
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