World champion wields the 2x4

A reader has scolded me via email for having failed to use the following clip to demonstrate the unbeatable power of the 2-4.




Incidentally, as the post title suggests, I am adopting (or, perhaps, co-opting) the nickname Shamus suggested in a recent comment: "2 x 4." It seems appropriate; fans of the 2-7 call it "the hammer," but swinging a 2 x 4 is clearly more to be feared than swinging a hammer.