Cinderella story. Outta nowhere.
In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, "Au revoir, donkey."
License to kill donkeys by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill donkeys at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
Maybe the best part of having this avatar would be that even if you don't win money, you would receive total consciousness. Which is nice.