I just woke up from a strange dream. I was married to Very Josie. My little beagle named Maggie had a broken leg, and I was rushing to gather up some things so I could take her to the vet. Josie wanted to stop on the way at a hat shop to find a funny hat to complete a costume, because Halloween was only a few days away.
Oh, yeah, that's much more urgent than getting the DOG WITH A BROKEN LEG TO THE VET! What the hell is wrong with you, Josie?!
I've really got to start picking my wives more carefully. And stop taking hallucinogens before bed.
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A nightmare of epic proportions!
Hmmm This isn't the first dream you've had about me.
Married huh? I prefer we live in sin. lots of sin.
I've had that dream before. Mine ended with me divorcing her because she wouldn't stop shuffling her chips after I told her ten times to stop.
That's the only dream I can tell you about publicly.
I hope to God Waffles never writes a post with this title!
when are u gonna be around ballys tomorrow?
No plans to be there.
Does this mean I can dream of cardgirl??
Hi Wine Guy!
Hi Josie!
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