Sunday, November 20, 2011

Josie and the dog

I just woke up from a strange dream. I was married to Very Josie. My little beagle named Maggie had a broken leg, and I was rushing to gather up some things so I could take her to the vet. Josie wanted to stop on the way at a hat shop to find a funny hat to complete a costume, because Halloween was only a few days away.


Oh, yeah, that's much more urgent than getting the DOG WITH A BROKEN LEG TO THE VET! What the hell is wrong with you, Josie?!

I've really got to start picking my wives more carefully. And stop taking hallucinogens before bed.

9 comments:

lightning36 said...

A nightmare of epic proportions!

Josie said...

Hmmm This isn't the first dream you've had about me.

Married huh? I prefer we live in sin. lots of sin.

Gary said...

I've had that dream before. Mine ended with me divorcing her because she wouldn't stop shuffling her chips after I told her ten times to stop.

That's the only dream I can tell you about publicly.

Josie said...

I hope to God Waffles never writes a post with this title!

sevencard2003 said...

when are u gonna be around ballys tomorrow?

Rakewell said...

No plans to be there.

Wine Guy said...

Does this mean I can dream of cardgirl??

Josie said...

Hi Wine Guy!

Wine Guy said...

Hi Josie!