Sunday, November 16, 2008

New entry in the Grump poker rule book

Players are not allowed to utter the sentence, "That's what I'm talking about," unless the event that triggered the outburst is actually an exact enactment of something that player had, in fact, been describing within the previous 60 seconds. Penalty for violation: The offender's entire chip stack is confiscated and evenly distributed among the other players at the table.

2 comments:

SN8 said...

Seconded.

Unknown said...

I can't stand these types of outbursts. Speaking of distributing a players chips, have you heard about Peter Eastgate's effective tax rate? Over 72%!