I was playing poker at Planet Hollywood tonight. The player on my left had his girlfriend sitting behind him watching. Another player invited her to join the game. She politely declined, saying, in apparent sincerity, "I don't like to take other people's money."
The boyfriend chortled. "Ask her what she does for a living," he said.
So the other player asked.
The woman scrunched up her face as if embarrassed to admit it: "I'm a bill collector."
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Contradiction
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If she was a prostitute it would have been a MUCH better story, but entertaining none the less!!!!
What did you play at P-Ho?
I like the tournament they have there. Played it last summer and made ITM.
My usual: $1-2 NLHE.
I'm pretty sure I was at your table last night. I was on your immediate right wearing a grey jacket. You and the guy on your left were the two people I did not want to be involved in any pots with. :-)
I was in seat 1 the whole time (left of the dealer), so I couldn't see the player on my right (on the other side of the dealer) easily. Besides, there were three different people in that seat during my session. I was at the table closest to the front desk.
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