Thursday, December 25, 2008

Poker gems, #203

A delusional Phil Hellmuth, in a Poker News Daily interview (see here), upon being asked what he thinks makes UltimateBet an attractive site on which to play.


We have the best software out there.


[This interview took place several days before it became public that UB had a software problem that could result in the pot being awarded to the wrong player, which the site later admitted had occurred 37 times.]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That was quite the cream puff interview but Phil still flubbed it. He threw the best party that he ever went to. They all sat around eating humble pie and listened to Phil tell poker stories. The dog in the corner yawned until his canine nippers fell out. He realized his dream of leading a "national alcohol campaign" and a wave of livers burst across our countries' continuous skid row. The odds are someone died looking at Phil's face on a can while muttering "I bet he is still talking about that lame party in Aruba.".