Suggested rule modification

Notwithstanding any current rules about language, conduct, and player abuse to the contrary, from here on in it should be perfectly legal to call any player at the table (virtual or actual felt) a "whore pit viper."

After the abuse that Joan and Melissa Rivers heaped on all poker players, we deserve to be able to make their words our own.

The sting has completely been taken out of the phrase by how ridiculous it made both mother and daughter look. It is no longer possible to use it in any way other than ironically.

Besides, it's just funny.