Confidential to Mike Matusow

The next time they invite you to go on "Poker After Dark," where they use these things called hole-card cameras, you might consider washing your hands and cleaning under your fingernails first.

Addendum

There's a Twitter bot called "Pokerize" that automatically sends a Tweet with the title of any new blog posts I put up. Apparently Mike saw his name that way, read the post, and replied: "for all u idiots that play only online poker its called real poker where you get green on hands from felt #morons"