The real scoop

Recently I added columnist Norm Clarke to my Twitter feed to see what juicy Vegas tidbits he might break first that way.

Today the Miss USA Pageant contestants arrived, even though the pageant final doesn't take place until May 16. I don't get that, but whatever. Anyway, Miss Kentucky fainted today. Clarke sent a Twitpic of it, which you can see here.

The liberal mainstream media is, of course, blaming this on the heat. But they're covering up the real story.

I have it on good authority that a reporter's question is what triggered the collapse. She was asked, "Did you know that your state's attorney general is trying to sue Full Tilt Poker, saying that the state should get all the money that Kentucky residents have lost playing poker online?"

WHAM! Down she went in shock.

Who can blame her? Realizing the level of idiocy that you are going to be required to represent on national live TV must be horrific.