Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Who I want at the table




With apologies to Emma Lazarus.


Give me your tired, your rich,
Your hooded douchebags yearning to get even,
The wretched refuse of your donkament.
Send these, the drunk, uber-tilted to me.
I lift my Red Bull inside the Golden Nugget.


(Image found here.)

2 comments:

Jamie said...

That was fucking genius.

hylen said...

"Your hooded douchebags yearning to get even,"

LOL